Bear's Etcetera Etcetera

It’s been a while since I last posted anything but I can't say I’ve been too busy doing other things such as traveling and boating as that’s history. Sold the boats before Covid hit and then sold our travel trailer and the Dodge Ram in 2022. However, I’m still supporting my wife in her singing and song writing endeavors and producing videos for her. In addition to her song writing and music videos, she and a friend are co-hosting a monthly open mic at Tribal Connection Market in Okotoks, Alberta. Me, I’m the sound guy – hey it keeps me out of trouble.

DJ's Music Studio.

DJ's MUsic Studio

New Soapbox

Lately I've been kinda keeping things to myself except when I text my west coast boating bud Earl, so here's an update.

Bear's Soapbox

Old Soapbox

Sometimes I just have to say things out loud. Bear's Soapbox

Here's some of the jokes and stories I've received over the years. I still get a chuckle out of them so feel free to pass them on to family and friends. In most cases, I've set them up in both text (PDF) and audio file (mp3) formats.

Text (PDF) File Audio (mp3) File
A Letter to My Friend No Audio File see PDF
The Physical The Physical
Memories Memories
What Heaven's Like What Heaven's Like
Outliving Your Warranty No Audio File see PDF
Makes Sense to Me No Audio File see PDF
Norwegian Volunteer Fire Brigade Norwegian Volunteer Fire Brigade
Farmer Intervention Farmer Intervention
Washing Dishes with Cold Water Washing Dishes with Cold Water
Neologism No Audio File see PDF
Vet's Fees Vet's Fees
The Light Turned Yellow The Light Turned Yellow
Three Women in a Sauna Three Women in a Sauna
Old Timers Bar Old Timers Bar
Socrates Socrates
The First Date The First Date
Medical Terminology for the Layperson No Audio File see PDF
All Fixed No Audio File see PDF
Lipstick on the Mirrors Lipstick on the Mirrors
The Smartest Dog The Smartest Dog
Listen to your Dad Listen to your Dad
Lawyer and a Cop Lawyer and a Cop
Smart Ass Answers Smart Ass Answers
The Pickle Slicer The Pickle Slicer
One Hundred Dollars One Hundred Dollars
Gender Parity Gender Parity
Understanding Engineers Part 1 Understanding Engineers Part 1
Understanding Engineers Part 2 Understanding Engineers Part 2
Truth of the Matter Truth of the Matter
Reflections Reflections
New Rules for Old Folks New Rules for Old Folks
When God Sends You Help, You Don't Ask Questions When God Sends You Help, You Don't Ask Questions
Traffic Camera Traffic Camera
To be Eight Again To be Eight Again
Cowboy Logic Cowboy Logic
A Little Old Lady A Little Old Lady
Do Not Talk to My Parrot Do Not Talk to My Parrot
A Parrot with an Attitude A Parrot with an Attitude
Bagpiper Bagpiper
Christmas Fact Christmas Fact
Ah, Sweet Love Ah, Sweet Love
Tree Hugger Tree Hugger
A Nice Tradition A Nice Tradition

Disclaimer - most of the items I'm posting have been sent to me without referencing the original author. I can't take credit for the basic content, but in most cases I've done some editing and sometimes I add a preamble.

Please note: this is a non-commercial site intended solely for the enjoyment of friends, family and anyone else interested in a chuckle. Site created and maintained by Bear. All PDF and audio files have been tested to work on Edge, Internet Explorer, Chrome, Firefox, Safari and iOS Safari (iPhone and iPad).